as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
- “I need a new familiar.”
- “It’s a love potion! What could possibly go wrong?”
- “My broom needs to be taken to the mechanic again.”
- “If ___ only knew the kinds of things I could do to him/her/them…”
- “I’m only a witch, not a miracle worker.”
- “Halloween is my aesthetic.”
- “Where can a witch find some decent beetle eyes around here?”
- “Please don’t tell me that you just sat on my wand.”
- “Do you think this is Harry Potter or something?”
- “You can’t just say a bunch of words that sound like Latin and expect to make magic.”
- “What? No magic here. Just gals being pals.”
- “Of course I’m a witch. I just don’t have green skin or face warts.” / “I really wish I looked like a cartoon witch. That would be awesome.”
- “Stop putting your potion ingredients in the fridge!”
- “Magic is a sophisticated craft. You can’t just say ‘pizza-us apparatus’.”
- “I can’t believe that this spell is too advanced for me.”
- “The only family I would marry into is the Addams family.”
- “I can pass as a goth.”
- “Look, I’m sorry I turned you into a toad.” / “If I had it my way, you’d still be eating flies.”
- “What are you gonna do? Burn me at the stake?”
- “Be nice to my familiar. Our souls are literally bonded.”
- “How dare you accuse me of trying to sneak a potion into your food?!”
- “We have to ask ourselves: what are magic’s limitations? Like, can it unburn my chicken nuggets?”
- “Why would I clean when the dishes can do themselves?”
- “Some people just don’t appreciate magic the way that they should.”
- “I told you not to summon demons in the house!”
- “I may be a witch, but at least I’m not a bitch.”
- “Just because I do magic and find girls cute, I ‘dance with the devil’? No way! He owes me money, I’d never dance with him.”
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