OOTP has an abundance of Snape notations so I am going to try and make this as quick and dirty as possible. The only things I will be poking in this one are points where my Severus noped off script or where I feel a brief agreement is necessary.
Asking Harry to read instructions out loud and identify what he missed; yes. Vanishing his potion despite the fact there were potions that were notably worse – depends on the verse! Mainverse Severus would; mainly because being extra mean to Harry is to his benefit right now when a good majority of the Slytherins in that class report to Death Eater parents. However, in AU’s where Severus (for whatever reason) is more aligned to himself or to Dumbledore, he’d actually vanish the worse ones. (Goyle’s, especially.)
Vanishing potions that have no hope of being salvaged and assigning homework on how the potion should be composed and where one went wrong, as well as requiring a make-up period of said potion are common teaching tools Severus employs; with Harry there is usually purposeful humiliation involved as part of the deliberate displays he makes to show how anti-Potter he is.
However in most other classes, this is usually little more than a teaching method and a protective countermeasure to keep students from melting cauldrons or causing similar upsets. If there is time enough, he may even allow them to work on their essays in class so they can observe students doing matters correctly and apply that to their writing. This teaching method is never employed by mainverse Severus in Harry’s lessons, but is liable to be utilized for rp purposes in divergent lines and verses.
When Alicia Spinnet turned up in the hospital wing with her eyebrows growing so thick and fast that they obscured her vision and obstructed her mouth, Snape insisted that she must have attempted a Hair-Thickening Charm on herself and refused to listen to the fourteen eyewitnesses who insisted that they had seen the Slytherin Keeper, Miles Bletchley, hit her from behind with a jinx while she worked in the library.
I had to really think about this one because I never really addressed it much. Back then it didn’t bother me, now I kind of tilt my head, once again, at the infinite wonder found in canon!Snape’s level of douchebaggery. Ultimately though my Snape is not much better, whoops.
This one is a harmless thing by my Snape’s estimation; an easily reversible hex job is not getting his Keeper benched. Hate Quidditch though he does (and boy, does he.) Severus is aware of the importance of it to his students and frankly it keeps a lot of the meaner ones too busy to cause as much mayhem as they might otherwise be inclined toward.
There may be factors involved here (be it Bletchley’s home life or something else) that affected the decision, but ultimately at the end of the day my Severus just would not be arsed to give enough of a damn over something harmless to make a public affair of it – he would, of course, address his Keeper privately afterward and stress he will not cover for him again, but other than a confidential meeting between himself and Bletchley my Severus is as lacking in fucks to give as the canon one here.
“Speaking of dogs,” said Snape softly, “did you know that Lucius Malfoy recognized you last time you risked a little jaunt outside? Clever idea, Black, getting yourself seen on a safe station platform … gave you a cast-iron excuse not to leave your hidey-hole in future, didn’t it?” Sirius raised his wand. “NO!” Harry yelled, vaulting over the table and trying to get in between them, “Sirius, don’t —”
—[ cut ]—
He and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, gazing at the scene in front of them, which was also suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape looking toward the door with their wands pointing into each other’s faces and Harry immobile between them, a hand stretched out to each of them, trying to force them apart.
So all I have to say here is that – yes. My Snape is just as much of a dick as the canon one where Sirius Black is concerned. He would goad him, would engage in less than civil discourse – but he would not be unaffected by Harry’s position between them. In fact he would be keenly aware of it enough not to cast anything (which, I mean, canon Snape didn’t either, but there’s a point here so bear with me.)
Severus is not going to be the one on the offense when there is a kid in the middle. Doesn’t matter if it’s a kid that genuinely annoys him or a kid he cares about, he has too many internal issues of his own to start a fight with a kid in the goddamn middle. This is one of the very few and rare occasions when Severus would act completely on the defensive, while making active efforts to guard the middle person even at risk to himself. There’s no real coverage of what would have happened had this become an actual fight and considering the epic levels of dick baggery canon Snape is capable of, boy howdy am I glad of it because I think my Severus would end up with salt for decades.
Snape’s worst memory I’ve covered in other metas kind of? Severus was bullied, but he gave as good as he got and he wasn’t alone. At least mine wasn’t – and that is an important distinction that needs to be understood. I feel like this piece is where Anti-Severus people and Anti-James people converge and clash and to me it’s – a glimpse of bad behavior on the ends of both parties. It neither condemns nor exonerates either of them in my eyes, so I tend to leave it alone for the most part as ‘a thing that happened’ that doesn’t need changing. Considering the way this scene polarizes people, I do have a page about it that can be glanced over as needed.
What is imperative to understand is that my Severus and canon Severus had very different school experiences. My Severus had people in his life, he did not walk every path alone. As a result he is, admittedly, better off than the canon portrayal and capable of responding to things differently which is why the only massive difference I have is Severus’ physical response to matters when he finds Harry in the pensieve.
When my Severus gets angry – properly, truly pissed off – he actually becomes eerily still. He doesn’t respond overly physically when he’s genuinely angry about something – he gets quieter, rather than louder, and his body motions are tightly coiled and kept close to his own body. With my Severus, Harry’s experience in breaching his pensieve would be a very different affair and it’s a point of divergence I actually love exploring, so feel free to hit me up.
It was scary: Snape’s lips were shaking, his face was white, his teeth
were bared. { This piece stays accurate; feral and ashen is an accurate depiction of my Snape when thoroughly pissed }
Rather than grab Harry and throw him so far from himself so hard he literally sends the kid sprawling, as seen in the book and film (he also shook him in the book) bellowing and throwing cockroach jars at walls, the banishment from occlusion lessons and his sight would have been delivered in one of his more silken tones, because Severus would not trust himself to speak much louder than a whisper.
He would, verbally, seem to have composure – but his hands would be clenching repeatedly at his sides, his posture would be stiff and battle ready, and his expression would, again, be ashen and feral. He’d seem almost unhinged, but he would neither yell nor get too close to Harry, not trusting himself that angry anywhere near the object of his anger. He would, despite Dumbledore’s orders and his own awareness of matters, banish Harry from further lessons and proceed to ignore him in potions.
He wouldn’t deliberately destroy Harry’s work, but as pointed out above, if there was just cause to be a dick, he would take it. Destroying work that is decent is something he would not do, mainly because most of these potions get used for other things and he wants to limit his own exposure to Harry; ensuring he has workable base potion means not having to set him detentions or make up periods and thus extend their time together.
“You are on probation!” shrieked Professor Umbridge, and Snape looked back at her, his eyebrows slightly raised. “You are being deliberately unhelpful! I expected better, Lucius Malfoy always speaks most highly of you! Now get out of my office!”
I am not going to cover Snape vs Umbridge vs Padfoot In The Place It Is Hidden because Dumbledore covers that whole mess just fine for me. I am going to grab this little piece amid that whole debacle though because this is yet another reference to the relationship between Severus and Lucius – which we see from Deathly Hallows, started when Severus was first sorted into Slytherin and the princely pureblood politely welcomed the ratty looking halfblood brat.
Severus’ relationship with the Malfoy family is one I feel deserves it’s own meta eventually, but what gets me here is the reminder that Lucius is still counted as the pinnacle of high society. The Ministry is desperate to keep the idea that Voldemort is back tamped down, and one of his top lieutenants is considered a grand recommendation to the estimation of Dolores Umbridge. It makes me wonder how things changed once Lucius was outed and dragged off to Azkaban, and how those who got in under his recommendation were affected in the wake of it.
“Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked this easily — weak people, in other words — they stand no chance against his powers! He will penetrate your mind with absurd ease, Potter!” “I am not weak,” said Harry in a low voice, fury now pumping through him so that he thought he might attack Snape in a moment. “Then prove it! Master yourself!” spat Snape. “Control your anger, discipline your mind! We shall try again! Get ready, now! Legilimens!”
I saved this for last, because training Harry in Occlumency is something my Snape acknowledges as one of his greater failings, come his main verse timeline. It is also something that he addresses differently in AU’s depending on the situation, but ultimately speaking there is no true good way for him to teach it with their relationship being what it is.
Severus was learning the fundamentals of occlumency from the time he was a toddler. He was trained by his mother, and guided by loving hands and careful words. Occlumency, when taught properly, is an artform that is founded in trust – trust that he did not have time to build in Harry, which left him with limited options considering the fact that anything and everything he did had the chance of going directly to the Dark Lord.
Albus Dumbledore did not teach Harry Occlumency because he had the risk of learning things that Voldemort may discover; so he opted to use his spy, who would have been at great risk if he went about matters in a fashion that appeared caring and nurturing toward the skill. Severus was in a tight spot and ultimately he chose an angle that he felt he could justify to the Dark Lord and could arguably defend against a potentially pissed off Albus.
He chose to attack Harry’s mind relentlessly, because if there is one thing Harry Potter has proven with unflinching consistency it is that he will rise to a challenge and overcome it with alarming success, by luck and chance or by pure and genuine skill. To Dumbledore he would defend that there is no time to build a rapport with Potter after four years spent keeping him at bay and building as much ill will as possible. To the Dark Lord he would simply assure he is teaching the boy nothing useful, nothing that could properly defend against genuine intrusion.
The fundamentals and necessities are dropped, however, as frequently and firmly as possible in the hopes that something may stick with Potter and afford him an edge. It’s not ideal and frankly there’s a lot about it my inner Severus is galled by, but barring AU’s there’s no winning here. He will breach Harry’s defenses and he will see things Harry doesn’t want him to; the major difference, the only true and genuine difference, would be that he would permit Harry limited use of a pensieve in most AU’s; not enough to shake the urgency of keeping Severus out, but enough to grant a sense of security that certain matters will remain private. Mainverse would only afford this in the case of a plotted divergence, honestly – and for the arguments of:
Dumbledore: He needs a reason to keep Severus out, so refusing him a pensieve is necessary.
Voldemort: Any weapon to be found is a weapon to be used; Severus of course reporting only that Harry is an empty headed teenager, and relaying harmless drivel as needed.



